Sent: Thursday, 13 April 2006

Hi guys,

Hong Kong is great and I made a friend on the MTR today. He certainly is a dodgy looking character who said he was from Canberra.

Easter is comming up and I'm sad because I cant spend it with my friends at ivinyl. Im going to come back soon because I miss you guys. Also I dont want to miss out on chocolate.. hmmm chocolate.

Ok bye for now. I'll see you soon!

Homer J

ps I want the Ultra Bunny Choc Extreme this year... hmmm chocolatey bunny goodness

Sent: Tuesday, 4 April 2006

Left Guilin today. Its been great here, but I sure was hungry at the train station.

Thankfully they had peanuts. No Duff though!

Im heading to Hong Kong, I will email when I get there.

Take care,

Homer J

 

Sent: Wednesday, 22 March 2006

I flew south to Guilin today.. The guy taking my photo was a moron! He didnt even know how to speak proper english!

Thankful I had won a monkey in a game of chance earlier that day, which I could sick onto him. I call him Chino.

Chino had bowel trouble on the plane. It might have been the seven raw salmon & pickle sandwhiches he ate!

Talk to you later

-Homer J

ps Chino says hi

 

Sent: Saturday, 18 March 2006

  

China is crazy. The toliets have no seats and they sell corn at McDonalds. ewwww!

Also did you know that they have internet on computers now? amazing!

Im seeing lots of stuff and trying lots of food.
Here is picture of me in Jingshan Park with Forbidden City in the back ground.

Homer J

 

 

 

16th March 2006

 

Thanks for the picture Homer J keep them coming, we are going to share your story on the web so you can feel REALLY IMPORTANT when you get back.  Notice I said when you get back.

Enjoy the Dim Sum and noodles my friend.

 

Sent: Wednesday, 15 March 2006

 

 

I arrived in Beijing this morning and decided to send you a pic of myself riding the cab from the airport, just so you know I am safe.

 

I’m glad you feel that way, and for understanding why I had to go.  I do get into a lot of adventures and mishaps, so I can understand why you might have been worried after I disappeared

 

Tell Bart that if he doesnt behave I wont send him the new Bloodbath Ninja Shogun III game he has been wanting

 

Best Wishes

 

Homer J

 

 

Dear Homer J

 

Thank God you are safe

 

we have been so worried about you since you disappeared on 11/02.  We thought you had been kidnapped, but when no ransom note arrived, we were afraid that you had ended it all or had met with some misadventure

 

We are very glad that you had the courage to stand up for what you needed and took time out to decide what you want from life.

 

I hope you find peace (and food) on your travels and come back to us refreshed and perhaps a little wiser and confident in our feelings for you.  We have never criticised you for being fat or useless, in fact you brought warmth and humour to Leederville and the suburb has quite frankly been a little dull since you left.

Bon Voyage

p.s. Bart has been a little shit since your strong paternal influence left, but we are coping

 

 

Sent: Wednesday, 15 March 2006

 

Dear ivinyl,

I've been feeling a bit down lately.. I don't feel like I have any purpose just sitting in the window, on display for the yuppie snobs of Leederville.

Do I have any value at all or if I am just your play thing? Do you make jokes about me to your friends when I'm not around ? "look at fat useless homer!"
I really think we need a break.. I have to see if you really care.. and also decide how I feel about us.

I have left to travel to another country.. I will send you an email when I arrive.

Sincerely

Homer J